Thursday, April 14, 2011

No, I'm Not Having Twins

Yes, I know I'm big.

Yes, I know I look like I was due last week.

No, I am not having twins.

Sadly, this is how most of my conversations are going lately. You would think women would know not to ask if you're having twins, but apparently not. The count of "are you having twins" is now up to 6 random people, 5 have been women. And to make it even better these are not people I know, just people I randomly run into, like someone in the elevator or someone at a restaurant. Let's make a rule, never ask a lady if she is pregnant and never, never, never ask her if she's having twins. If she is having twins then she will share that information with you. If she's not, well, good job on ruining her day.

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